Christmas Jokes

	What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
	Santa Pause!

	What do elves learn in school?
	The elf-abet

	What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
	Frosted Flakes

	What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
	Frost bite

	What kind of bird can write?
	A pen-guin

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