Christmas Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop needles!


What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?

He got 12 months!


Where do snowmen go to dance?

A snow ball!


Why is it always cold at Christmas?

Because it’s in Decemberrrr!


What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

 

 

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Little Santa and Snowboy: Santa Claus and Snowman Books Written by Sergio R. Rodriguez. Illustrated by Simon Scales 

Come and discover the magical world of Little Santa Claus.  Little Santa and Snowboy is a book that you and your children can enjoy together.  It is also very entertaining for independent readers.  Children will love the story and whimsical illustrations. Together, you can discover the life lessons a child learns to become the legendary Saint Nicholas.  This year begin a new holiday tradition with your family and share this Christmas treasure with the children you love.

 

 

 

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